Finding the perfect Secret Santa gift can be a challenge, especially when you want something that’s both hilarious and a little on the cheeky side.
BUT FEAR NOT: FUNNY SECRET SANTA GIFTS ARE HERE
We’ve got you covered with the ultimate roundup of gifts that are sure to get a laugh (and maybe a blush or two). Whether it’s the ‘C#nt’ plate for that ex-boyfriend who deserves a not-so-subtle message, a ‘Fuck Off’ neon sign to add some bold flair to any space, or the ‘Classy Bitch’ plate for your best friend who’s both sassy and classy, these picks are anything but boring. And for that moody workmate who rolls their eyes at Christmas cheer? A ‘Festive as Fuck’ mug will deliver just the right amount of festive spirit—sarcasm included. Dive into our list of the best slightly rude, undeniably funny Secret Santa gifts that will steal the show at any exchange.
1: GIFTS FOR EX BOYFRIEND
Looking for a cheeky Secret Santa gift for your ex-boyfriend or that one person who never fails to frustrate you? The ‘CUNT Plate‘ from Smithers is a hilariously bold choice that’s sure to make a statement! Perfect for those moments when subtlety just won’t cut it, this plate delivers the message loud and clear, wrapped in a playful design that’ll have everyone laughing (or blushing). Whether you’re gifting it for the shock value or simply to add some spice to the holiday fun, this plate is the ultimate way to say exactly what’s on your mind, no filter required. Grab yours and get ready to be the talk of the Secret Santa swap!
2: CLASSIC CAR GIFTS
Looking for the classic car gift to surprise your car-loving hubby? Embrace nostalgia and let him make a statement with our classic Car Neon Signs! These iconic signs feature his favorite classic cars, now with a fresh, vibrant new look that combines retro charm with modern flair. Perfect for his man cave, garage, or office, these neon signs bring his passion for classic cars to life with a glow that’s impossible to ignore.
3: I HATE CHRISTMAS
Got a work mate who grumbles at the sight of tinsel and tunes out the Christmas jingles? We’ve got just the thing to add a dash of irony to their holiday season—a Festive Christmas Mug that’s perfect for the office Scrooge! This exclusive mug combines just the right amount of holiday cheer with a playful wink to those who’d rather skip the season altogether. It’s the perfect tongue-in-cheek gift for people who hate Christmas. It might even win a smile from your Christmas-hating colleague. Grab yours now and gift a laugh along with that holiday spirit!
4: DARK HUMOUR CHRISTMAS GIFTS
Meet the newest addition to your kitchen: the ‘Eat Up and Fuck Off’ Plate Christmas dinner plate serving up a side of sass with your Christmas dinner, this plate will have your guests chuckling from the moment they set eyes on it. Whether it’s for the family member who always overstays their welcome or just to bring some humour to the holiday table, this plate is all about setting the tone with a playful twist. Bold, unapologetic, and downright hilarious, it’s the perfect way to keep the laughs going all day long!
5: GET GROOVY WITH COOL GIFTS: RAPHAEL GOLD CHERUB
Add a touch of funk to your decor with the Gold Cool Cherub Statue! This sunglass-wearing angel is bursting with personality, effortlessly blending classic elegance with a modern, cheeky twist. Perfect for anyone who loves to mix tradition with a bit of flair, this Gold Cherub isn’t just a statue—it’s a statement. Whether it’s adding a dash of cool to your home, office, or as a unique gift for that friend who loves something a little out of the ordinary, this groovy cherub is sure to turn heads and spark conversations. Embrace the blend of timeless art and contemporary style with this one-of-a-kind piece!
6: THE No.1 BEST-SELLING MEN’S AFTERSHAVE: BOOZE and BACCY!
Captain Fawcett’s Booze and Baccy Eau de Parfum Aftershave—the No.1 best-selling Men’s aftershave! This luxurious scent blends rich notes of booze and tobacco, capturing the essence of a dapper gentleman with every spritz. Ideal for the man who appreciates a touch of classic sophistication with a modern edge, this aftershave is more than just a fragrance—it’s a statement of style and confidence. Give the gift of timeless allure and make sure he always smells his best with Captain Fawcett’s Booze and Baccy!
7: CHEMISTRY TEACHER GIFTS.
A thoughtful and unique gift for a teacher? Look no further! The Create Your Own Terrarium Chemistry Lab is the perfect present that combines education with hands-on fun. This kit allows you to watch ecosystems and plants grow and evolve, offering a fascinating glimpse into the world of nature and science. It’s an engaging, educational experience suitable for any age, making it a great addition to any classroom or home.
8: STRONG WOMAN GIFTS:
Another True Story – Bitches Get Stuff Done. For the woman who takes charge, gets things done, and never backs down, this ‘Bitches Get Stuff Done‘ Coin Purse is the perfect accessory. It’s not just a coin purse; it’s a statement of empowerment and a tribute to those who hustle, grind, and achieve their goals, no matter what. Whether you’re climbing the corporate ladder, managing a household, or conquering your personal dreams, this coin purse celebrates the true spirit of getting stuff done. Some people study, some hit the gym, and some might take shortcuts, but you? You’re all about action and results. This coin purse is the ideal gift for the strong, unstoppable woman who doesn’t just dream big—she makes it happen. Carry your change, cards, and a whole lot of attitude with this fierce and fabulous accessory!
9: COOL DAVE SUNGLASSES STATUE.
Meet Cool Dave, the guy with the coolest shades around! Whether he’s chilling on your windowsill, hanging out under a tree, or adding a touch of personality to your garden, Cool Dave is always ready to spread those good sunshine vibes. With his laid-back attitude and iconic sunglasses, Cool Dave brings a fun, relaxed energy to any space.
10: NEED MORE COOL AND QUIRKY GIFTS TO BRIGHTEN SOMEONE’S DAY?
Go check out our full collection of unique gifts at Smithers store and find the perfect one to spread the sunshine vibes!